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Sunday, January 01, 2012

Love Online


Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. Husband 1.0 also uninstalled other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby 5.0, Football 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I have run Nagging 19.12 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? - Desperate
Dear Desperate, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html", try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those new applications work, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.2.  However, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it has limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly but with the right plug-ins will provide you with many years of pleasure. Good luck! - Tech Support





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