Spirited Humour...

JAMES (AGE 4) WAS LISTENING TO A BIBLE STORY. HIS DAD READ: "THE MAN NAMED LOT WAS WARNED TO TAKE HIS WIFE AND FLEE OUT OF THE CITY BUT HIS WIFE LOOKED BACK AND WAS TURNED TO SALT."
CONCERNED, JAMES ASKED: "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLEA?"

THE SERMON I THINK THIS MOM WILL NEVER FORGET... THIS PARTICULAR SUNDAY SERMON: "DEAR LORD," THE MINISTER BEGAN, WITH ARMS EXTENDED TOWARD HEAVEN AND A RAPTUROUS LOOK ON HIS UPTURNED FACE. "WITHOUT YOU, WE ARE BUT DUST."
HE WOULD HAVE CONTINUED BUT AT THAT MOMENT THE VERY OBEDIENT DAUGHTER (WHO WAS LISTENING) LEANED OVER TO HER MOTHER AND ASKED QUITE AUDIBLY IN HER SHRILL LITTLE GIRL VOICE, "MOM, WHAT IS BUTT DUST?"

A SMALL COUNTRY CHURCH WAS HAVING A "BAPTIZING" IN A RIVER ON A COLD JANUARY DAY. A REVIVAL MEETING HAD JUST CONCLUDED. THE PREACHER ASKED ONE BAPTISMAL CANDIDATE "IS THE WATER COLD?"
"NAW!" HE REPLIED.
ONE OF THE NEWLY BAPTIZED YOUNGSTERS SHOUTED: "DIP HIM AGIN' PREACHER, HE'S STILL LYIN'!"